Pokes at Cowpokes

What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?                                                      

The Dallas Cowboys.

How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?                                                                                

Put up a goal post.

What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring?                                                                                    

A thief.

What's the difference between a Dallas Cowboy and a dollar bill?                                             

You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and a possum have in common?                        

Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

What do Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys ticket office have in common?

They both take lots of plastic.