Friday, August 19, 2011

The economy is so bad that:


I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel 6 won't leave the light on. A picture's now worth only 200 words. Wall Street is "Wal-Mart Street". Today, I called the Suicide Hot-line and got a call center in Pakistan, told them I was suicidal & they got excited then asked if I could drive a truck!

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